| Standings | W | L | P | PCT |
| PAT | 14 | 19 | 0 | .424 |
| JOHN | 12 | 17 | 3 | .414 |
| CHAD | 7 | 13 | 0 | .350 |
| OVERALL | 33 | 49 | 3 | .402 |
Yee Haw! Toothless Joe's Lock of the Week
UConn @ West Virginia (Over 51)
No idea if they can collectively score this many points, but I don't like very many lines this week.
Result: WIN
Come On Dammit! Lock of the Week
Maryland (+2.5) @ NC State
I sincerely doubt this happens, but a girl can dream, can't she?
Result: WIN
John's Picks
Boulder? I Just Met Her Pick of the Week
Nebraska +5 @ Colorado
I never cared for Sam Keller, and Nebraska seems to be playing better
offensively since he went down. The Cornhuskers' defense is atrocious.
Result: LOSS
Yeah, Yeah, Click Clack Pick of the Week
Clemson -2.5 @ South Carolina
South Carolina is struggling. I don't understand why Clemson isn't better. I don't understand math and I don't understand why Santa was in the mall 2 weeks ago. I'm just adding Clemson to the ridiculously long list of things I can't comprehend.
Result: LOSS
You'd Have to Staple Mark Mangino's Stomach With a Railroad Spike and Other Fat Jokes Pick fo the Week
Missouri +2.5 @ Kansas (sort of)
Kansas is 10-0 against the spread. Missouri has the edge against common opponents. Mangino's bowl of pudding has a life guard stand.
Result: WIN
WEEK 12
Pat's Picks
John Albers CopyCat Lock of the Week
Oklahoma (-8) @ Texas Tech
I like this pick, although I am probably a sucker for taking it...road favorites and all. But TT couldn't hold off Texas last week (see below's awful pick), and Oklahoma is better than Texas. Transitive property dammit!
Result: LOSS
Weekly Bet Against For Penn State
Penn State (-2.5) @ Michigan State
I just have a hunch. I feel like I am rooting for Chad's Dad or something. Maybe because I haven't had Perdue chicken pushed on me in a while. Or because I've eaten too much chicken recently. Or I'm drunk. Either way, Penn State wins by 3+
Result: LOSS
Knee Jerk Real Money Over/Under of the Week
West Virginia @ Cincinnati (Over 55)
That's not nearly enough points. Is it?
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
John's
Missouri -7 at Kansas State
So Missouri is getting to the point of convincing me that they might be legitimate. But I don' t know how legit you have to be to beat Kansas State by 7. Nebraska just beat them by 40-something. Of course I am probably officially jinxing them. Chase Daniels sounds like the name of a soap opera star. And not neccesarily a man.
Result: WIN
Picks
LSU -18.5 @ Mississippi
I would think LSU would be putting their foot on the gas on their way to the SEC Title game and a potential Championship game berth. I am a little surprised this line isn't higher. Which scares me because I don't know anything about anything.
Result: LOSS
Are
Oklahoma -7.5 at Texas Tech
I would think Oklahoma would be putting their foot on the gas on their way to the Big 12 Title game and a potential Championship game berth. I am a little surprised this line isn't higher. Which scares me because I don't know anything about anything.
Result: LOSS
Freaking
BC +9 @ Clemson
Wasn't BC just one of the best teams in the country? Hey . . . wha' happened?
Result: WIN
Awesome
WVU -6 @ Cinncinnati
This is how we do it in The 'Nati. And by 'this,' I mean the following. And by 'we' I mean Rick, and by 'do,' I mean The Farm. And by 'it' I mean breakfast. And by 'The 'Nati,' I mean North Kentucky.
Result: LOSS
Andre 3000 vs. Commodore 64 Lock of the Week
Kentucky (-3.5) @ Vanderbilt
Road favorites - these always work out well. KY had 2 weeks off. Plus Vanderbilt is Vanderbilt. KY avenges the basketball team's loss to Gardner-Webb. Go Billy Gillespie!
Result: WIN
Burnt Orange River Shootout Lock of the Week
Texas Tech (+6.5) @ Texas
I hear that Crabtree guy for TT is good. And when we did those College Football Dynasties on PS2, once I was Texas Tech. They can score some points very quickly. So, why not - as you can see above, I suck at this anyway.
Result: LOSS
Fuck Duke Lock of the Week
Georgia Tech (-14) @ Duke
Seriously, 3 road favorites? What the fuck is wrong with me? Whatever - Duke is terrible, Roof is all but fired (I imagine), and GT gets Tashard Choice back. With basketball season upon us, Duke hatred must ramp into gear.
Result: WIN
John's Picks
Altar Boys Are Charming Pick o' the Week
Air Force (-3.5) @ Notre Dame
Beware altar boys, the golden domer's and Touchdown Your Pants Jesus are after your lucky charms. I know Navy beat Air Force, but I think Air Force is at least comparable to Navy, if not better. But lest we forget that Charlie Weiss is a genius. The Patriots offense certainly has gone in the tank since he left. Before the Navy game, Notre Dame has scored 80 points in 8 games. Brilliant!
Result: WIN
Hair o' the Bulldog Pick of the Week
Auburn (+2) @ Georgia
I seem to be going against the consensus here, but I think Auburn's defense has a chance to shutdown Georgia's offense. I also think that drinking a six-pack consitutes a 'night cap,' so make of that what you will.
Result: LOSS
Is There a Comic Book Character Named Badger? Pick of the Week
Michigan (-2.5) @ Wisconsin
And if there were, would that character suck? Badger, badger, badger, badger. Michigan is on a roll, and I'm not sure Wisconsin has beaten anyone any good this year, they lost to Penn State and Ohio State by 31 & 21 respectively.
Result: LOSS
Hunt for Red November Lock of the Week
Wisconsin (+16) @ Ohio State
I just assume all the red on the jerseys will confuse OSU into allowing Wisconsin to stay close.
Result: LOSS
Miscellaneous ACC Karma Game
Wake Forest @ Virginia (Over 44)
These should be two wins for MD (sons-a-bitches), and both teams can put up a few points. Take the over. Or the under. I don't care.
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
This. Is. Sparta!!!!! (loincloth guy rips head off kitten) Pick of the Week
Michigan (-4) @ Michigan State
It seems like they are begging you to pick Michigan. And I am falling for it. Which means this will be wrong. So there.
Result: PUSH
I Don't Believe I've Ever Been to Oklahoma Pick of the Week
Texas (-3) @ Oklahoma State
You know, because road favorites all do so well. Look, I don't know what I'm doing, ok. Just skip down to Chad's picks.
Result: PUSH
Do Seamen Jokes Ever Get Old Pick o' the Week, Me Laddy.
Navy (+3.5) @ Notre Dame
Irish Catholic Priests and Seamen. I want Navy to beat Notre Dame more than I think Navy will beat Notre Dame. How is that for unbiased analysis? They're after me Lucky Charms! Frosted Lucky Charms, They're Magically Retarded!
Result: WIN
Chad's Picks
They are Bad - But Not That Bad Pick of the Week
Nebraska (+20) @ Kansas
I am kind of tired this morning, and lazy -- so maybe one of you two can tell me if I just bet on a basketball game.
Result: LOSS
Who? Pick of the Week
Arizona State (+8) @ Oregon
Four fours I'm tippin'
Wood grain I'm grippin
Catch me lane switching with the paint dripping
Turn your neck and your dame missing
Me and Slim we ain't tripping I'm finger flipping and syrup sipping
Like do or die I'm po' pimping Car stop rims keep spinning
I'm flipping drop with indvisible tops
Hoes bop when my drop step out
I'm shaking the block with four eighteens'
Candy green with eleven screens
My gasoline always supreme
Got do-do the brown with a pint of lean
It takes grinding to be a king
It takes grinding to be a king
First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming
Slab shining with the grill and woman
Slab shining with the grill and woman
I'm Mike Jones (Who) Mike Jones the one and only you can't clone me
Got a lot a haters and a lot of homies some friends and some phony
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Anyway, watch out for that shooting guard wide receiver number 23 1.
Result: LOSS
I Know More About Being Black Than This Game Pick of The Week
UTEP @ Rice (Under 72.5)
Highest O/U I could find on the board. Unbelievable.
Result: LOSS
Abe Froman Sausage King of Chicago Lock of the Week
NC State (+4) vs. Virginia
I feel like there is some sort of karmic retribution on the way for Al Groh and his ass-pirates. Just a thought. And since I missed betting on NC State last week, I'll attempt to make up for it this week. Which means this is surely a bad pick.
Result: WIN
Schrute Farm Irrigation Room Lock of the Week
South Florida (-4.5) @ UConn
South Florida has to be 4.5 points better than UConn right?
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
If It Looks Like a Duck and It Quacks Like a Duck Pick of the Week
USC (+3) @ Oregon
I'm just not used to the idea that Oregon is better than USC.
Result: LOSS
We're Not in Kansas Anymore Pick of the Week
Texas A&M (+3) vs. Kansas
I'm just not used to the idea of Kansas being good at football.
Result: LOSS
Chad's Picks
Don't Skinny Dip With Snapping Turtles Pick of the Week
WVU (-6) at Rutgers
I googled "Hillbilly sayings" and that was the first one that popped up. Good enough for me. Just factoring in two games I watched where these teams were playing a common opponent is enough for me.
Result: WIN
Husker? Pick of the Week
Nebraska (+21) at Texas
I don't feel like doing an research - but didn't Texas struggle against Baylor? Nebraska football is about as stable as a one-legged, cross-eyed, drunk giraffe -- but still -- 21 points is a lot.
Result: WIN
I Needed a Third Game and I got Tired of Looking Pick of the Week
SMU @ Tulsa (Under 74)
Neither of these teams is named "Hawaii" - so I'll take the under. I also could not name 1 player/coach/AD/fan/mascot of either of these teams.
Result: WIN
Jack Daniels Drunken Redneck Revue
West Virginia (-24.5) vs. Mississippi St.
Listen, I've supported you, WVU. You freaking owe me. You beat Maryland, but we all saw that coming. You've got Slaton and White and Devine and a bunch of hillbillies to support you. I've let all that pass and bet on you because I think you're good. I repeat, you owe me.
Result: WIN
Bounceback Mountain Lead Pipe Lock of the Week
California (-9) at UCLA
If they kicked a FG last week instead of going for the TD and the W, this line would be 5-8 points higher. And why we are here, why is UCLA the Bruins? I see that a Bruin is a brown bear. Who ever calls is a bruin? If you are in the forest, do you ever say "oh shit, there's a bruin!" It wasn't Yogi Bruin stealing picnic baskets. He was brown. Was he a different brown? Is this a racial conspiracy? I want answers!
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
Seamen Pick of the Week
Wake Forest (-3) @ Navy
In the navy,Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy Come on now people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy
In the navy, I don't think you can cover 3 at home
Result: WIN
UConn has a Football Team? Pick of Nihilism
Lousiville (-3.5) @ UConn
I knew they had a football team. And I know they are 5-1. And I don't really care about either.
Result: LOSS
The State of Michigan Looks Like a Mitten Pick of the Week
Michigan (-2.5) @ Illinois
There is sackcarr.com and there is fireronzook.com. However, Zook's website looks sorta stagnant. Anyway, I expect Mike Hart to play. If you haven't noticed, I'm not very good at picking these games. I don't expect this one to be any different. And the over/under for the Missouri Texas Tech game is 74.5!!! And I have an opinion about that game as well, but Chris B wouldn't be very happy with it.
Result: WIN
Chad's Picks
The Dirty Sanchez Pick of the Week
Notre Dame (+17.5) vs USC
I can’t believe I am picking Notre Dame. Its like picking Satan, the Red Sox, Hitler (Hitler?), Jim Rome, JJ Reddick, and Terrell Owens all at once. But, that is a big number to cover for a team that never faces any competition (Crap-10) and is coming off two stellar home games of losing to Stanford and barely beating Arizona Southwest Tech State.
Result: LOSS
This is Actually Based on Research Pick of the Week
Kentucky (+6.5) vs. Florida
Ok, so I didn’t do the research, but someone else did – and that is what’s really important here. Urban Meyer, since he came to Florida has been a road favorite 8 times. He is 0-8 against the spread in those games. This one has real money on it instead of just this stupid little website.
Result: LOSS
The Biggest Dork Ever Saying Click-Clack Pick of the Week
Auburn (+10) vs. LSU
Do you think they explained the whole click-clack thing to Tommy Tuberville? Or did they just say, “Hey, you dumb redneck, what noise does your car make after you run over a possum on crutches?” Anyway, take the points.
Result: WIN
I Can’t Resist It Pick of the Week
Maryland (-4) vs. Illegitimate Child University
If Pat is trying to play a karma card – this can’t be good. But, Al Groh is on the other sideline. He is only 9 – 757 against the spread since he has been at UVA. He also tried to get in a fight against James Franklin before the “coldest game ever” a few years ago. So, there is your karma card, you smug clueless motherfucker.
Result: LOSS
Hank Scorpio's Hammock District Special
California (-14) vs. Oregon St.
I really don't like any of these games this week, mainly because I have zero confidence anymore. With that in mind, California laying 14 against the Beavers. Heh, Beavers. DeSean Jackson, if he played at MD, would be John's new Latrez Harrison/DHB/James Gist/Jamar Smith.
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
Geaux Tigers Pick of the Week
LSU (-10) @ Kentucky
I expect LSU to geaux into Kentucky and win handily. I have neaux idea how to pronounce Ryan Perrilloux's last name, but he's fun to watch. I have no idea who is going to win the Heisman, or even who is in the race, but it seems as though Glenn Dorsey has a shot to be invited, despite the fact he's a defensive lineman. Isn't that what the Heisman is about? Not who's great, but who everyone thinks is great. And everyone seems to think Dorsey is great. It seems to me he might get double-teamed a bit too much to be as productive as he could be.
Result: LOSS
The Inappropriate Bobby Knight Quote Pick of The Week
Indiana (+4) @ Michigan State
First, this week's quote: ""I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." Now, onto the game:
Hoosier? So I looked up the etymology of the word Hoosier, and there isn't even a consensus. Indiana's mascot should just be a question mark. Or a recently hurled folding chair. Of all the guesses people have for what Hoosier actually means, my favorite was bumpkin or hick. Anyway, I can't believe I'm picking Indiana in a football game either. Maybe there will be another Michigan State announcer meltdown to look forward to.
Result: LOSS
Oink & Boink Pick of the Week
Auburn (+3) @ Arkansas
I feel too good about this pick for it actually to be right. Arkansas has beaten 2 nobodies the past 2 weeks, and Auburn beat 2 SEC schools. Razorbacks don't really have sharp backs, do they? It's just the appearance, right? Otherwise, how would they f*ck? Missionary? So, you don't like the title of this pick? How dirty would you feel if you were the one who came up with it. How about this: "It's oink & boink, and I helped." I don't have to f*cking impress you.
Result: WIN
Chad's Picks
The South Will Rise Again Pick of the Week
South Carolina (-7.5) @ North Carolina
Ft. Sumter... Sumter? Actaully, I have no idea who will win this game. I think, however, that you can apply basic math principles to figure this one out:
# of black players in the game > # of black people in attendance < # of people in attendance who have banged a family member = number of people wearing a homosexual color.
Result: LOSS
Ron Fisher Pick of the Week
Penn State (-7) vs. Wisconsin
My dad will be at this game -- which means 2 things. #1 - Beer will be consumed. #2 - JoePa will drive to the game with his blinker on, almost causing an accident. Watch it... I'll call the police..
Result: WIN
The Stars at Night are Big and Bright Pick of the Week
Texas Tech (-9.5) vs. Texas A&M
Good luck getting that song out of your head now. Anyway, I saw A&M once -- and they had some Souljah Bird cranked all over them... By the same team that lost to UNC and went into the 4th quarter in a close game against Duke. UUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
Result: WIN
Irritating Team Lock of the Week, Sponsored by BenGay
South Florida -15.5 @ Florida Atlantic
Fuck South Florida, they keep taking my money. So I'll take them. And if they don't cover (shakes fist at sky...)
Result: LOSS
We Look Manly in Yellow Lock of the Week
LSU (-7.5) vs. Florida
I'll drink the KoolAid. When I was in my fraternity we went to Auburn for a meeting or circle-jerk, or something. The guys from LSU had rented a house and had a good party though - whatever the fuck that means. Plus I've been to New Orleans once - that means something right? I have no idea why I like this pick...
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
I Feel Guilty That the Picture of the Young Duke Fan Crying While Losing to Maryland Makes Me Smile Everytime Lock of the Week
Wake Forest (-7.5) @ Duke
That's nice, Duke. You've covered 4 games in a row now. You beat Northwestern. Which actually pleased me, because that means that the worst team in the Big 10 is worse than the worst ACC team. And you actually made a game of it against Navy, and I haven't heard anything about John (JUNIOR!) Feinstein cursing on the air. As Harvey Keitel says in Pulp Fiction: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet." You haven't been able to run the ball. And Wake Forest is coming off of a bye. And you're Duke.
Result: LOSS
Lead Pipe to the Temple Lock of the Week
Northern Illinois (-4) @ Temple
The last time that Temple had a line this close, they were favored by 3 versus Buffalo. They lost that game 42-7. It sort of looks like Temple can putup some points. Anyway, I had this idea that there be an annual bowl game of the 2 worst teams in Division I. Who wouldn't watch that? Ok, maybe fans of decent football. But I believe that I would watch it. Or how about the best 1-AA team play the worst D-1 school? Anyway, regardless, it should probably be called the Temple Invitational.
Result: LOSS
Death Valley is the Term I Use For Part of Your Mother's Anatomy Lock
of the Week
Virginia Tech +6 @ Clemson
Clemson, why can't you run the ball??!?!? I suppose I have seen too many CJ Spiller highlight tapes. Maybe making Noel Devine the next CJ Spiller is setting the bar a bit low. Clemson can stop the pass, but Tech doesn't throw the ball well anyway. Beamer?
Result: WIN
WEEK 5
Pat's Picks
Moonshine Devine Lock of the Week
West Virginia (-7) @ South Florida
So, I have actual money on this game, meaning it will probably not go as planned. USF ruined my Auburn game 3 weeks ago, I'm sure they'll shit all over my WVU cover this time. Those bastards...
Result: LOSS
Roll Tide Lock of the Week, sponsored by Scores
Alabama (+2) vs. Florida State
Pretty sure FSU just lost Geno Hayes for boozing it up and fighting. "Neutral " field, although still in FL. So as long as Saban doesn't think he's with the Dolphins anymore, they can win.
Result: LOSS
Too Bad You Can't Bet on Oklahoma State This Week Lock of the Week
Oklahoma (-23) @ Colorado
Kordell Stewart isn't walking through that door....and the Colorado RB is Hugh Charles. Never trust a man with two first names.
Result: LOSS
John's Picks
John Denver Airlines' Departure for the Pacific Ocean is Now Boarding
Lock of the Week
West Virginia (-7) @ South Florida
The line seems to be begging me to take West Virginia. Country road, take me home, to the place I belong, West Virginia, f*ck your momma, take me home, country road. Since the things I don't know could fill a book, I am going to assume all things South Florida football are in that book.
Result: LOSS
Take That Chad's Dad, I've Surely Jinxed Them Now! Pick of the Week
Penn State (-3) @ Illinois
Penn State has 9 players from Maryland and DC, which makes sense because Pennsylvania is only separated from Maryland by one or two states. But I was surprised to learn that Illinois also has 9 players from the same areas. Because Illinois is far. Anyway, I think Illinois should give them back. At least the good ones. And Vernon Davis's little brother. If Vernon was "The Duke," Wikipedia tells me that Vontae should be "The Marquess," which just sounds awful. I like "The Baron" better. Or "The Shizznit."
Result: LOSS
I Know More About Women Than I Know About this Football Game Pick of the Week
Memphis (+5) @ Arkansas State
And the only thing I know about woman is that they don't like me.
I've heard D'Angelo Williams and Rodney Carney are good, and Pitino is
a helluva a coach so I think Memphis can cover the spread against the
Razorbacks.
Result: WIN
Chad's Picks
The Blatantly Racist Lock of the Week
Rutgers (-18) vs. Maryland
According to a professor at Rutgers, the football team is full of
black players who "can't read a cereal box." Meanwhile, Josh Portis
gets ruled ineligible for an entire year because he asked if the
answer to question 3 was 'a' or 'c'. Since you don't get extra points
for playing chess before the game, I'll go with Rutgers.
Result: LOSS
Crank Dat Souljah Bird Lock of the Week
Miami (-24) vs. Duke
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
(see my previous statement about chess)
Result: LOSS
Who's the Bigger Ass Lock of the Week
Alabama (+1.5) vs. Florida State
Saban vs. Bowden? Hitler vs. Napoleon? John vs. Jesus?
Result: LOSS
Houston Nutt's Revenge Lock of the Week
Arkansas (-7) vs. Kentucky
Kentucky spent all week drinking Jack to celebrate beating Louisville. Arkansas dropped out of the polls after losing to a serial killer QB at 'Bama (John Parker Wilson - that has to be a serial killer right?) Plus, maybe I'll wear that dumb Razorback helmet thing if I get this one right. Maybe.
Result: LOSS
George O'Leary's Cow Lock of the Week
Central Florida (-7) vs. Memphis
Didn't UCF almost beat Texas at home last week? I presume Memphis stinks.
Result: WIN
Weekly Bet Against Penn State
Michigan (+120) vs. Penn State
I don't feel as strongly about this lock as in years past. But for some reason I just feel like Michigan will win this game. Probably because I don't like Penn State.
Result: WIN
John's Picks
He's Black Ya'll Lock of the Week
Michigan (+3) vs. Penn State
Joe Paterno looks like how Lloyd Carr feels about his coaching future.
Apparently Nittany is derived from a word that means "single mountain." So they are the Penn State Single Mountain Lions. And if the mountain lions are anything like the students, I think they are single because they are ugly. It's ok. I can say that. I'm black.
Result: WIN
Badger Badger Badger Lock of the Week
Iowa +7 @ Wisconsin
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
Result: WIN
Matthew McConaughey is Dreamy Lock of the Week
Marshall (+24.5) @ Cinncinnati
We know you're Marshall. Stop telling us. That's why you have
uniforms and mascots and logos. So we can figure that sort of thing out. And every time you say it, it just reminds me that Matthew McConaughey played a character your school admires. Outside of the movies, I am not sure McConaughey actually owns a shirt. I don't like this write-up. Badger Badger Badger Badger.
Result: LOSS
I Just Met Her Lock of the Week
Minnesota +14 vs. Purdue
Gopher? I think Purdue should change their mascot to a chicken. Get
Perdue to pay for it. They could be the Purdue Tender Chickens or something. I also think you could craft a joke around 11 Boilermakers being both the Purdue defense and a means of getting drunk. Do Purdue fans drink them? How about the athletes? They should. It would have explained Glenn Robinson's defense. And Gene Keady's hair.
Result: PUSH
Chad's Picks
Murder-One Lock of the Week
Florida International (+32.5) @ Kansas
Mark Mangino will kill a man. Or 2. Or 3. By the 4th quarter, it
will be 11 on 7 - and even FIU can move the ball at that point.
Result: LOSS
Wheeeelp, 5-11, Not So Good, Lock of the Week
LSU (-18.5) vs. South Carolina
LSU could beat USC, WVU, Oklahoma, the New England Patriots, the '85
Bears, the '27 Yankees, and Jesus. At the same time.
Result: LOSS
Illegitimate Slave Children Lock of the Week
Georgia Tech (-3.5) @ UVA
Really? People thing UVA can hang? Because they beat UNC and Duke by
a total of 13 points - including a challenged field goal? Oh yeah,
they must base it on their Wyoming game... Oh wait...
Result: LOSS
4th Down Jesus Lock of the Week
Michigan State (-11) @ Notre Dame
Truth be told, this would even be a lock if Notre Dame was playing The
Citadel, New Mexico St., or any Pac-10 team. Maybe the Genius can put
down a cheeseburger and figure out how his team can finally, you know,
cross the goal line. If the Genius were black, he would have been
canned by now.
Result: WIN
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