Forget wood, cups, and spilled beer. Forget the muddy, frothy dip cup. All the fun, none of the clean-up or stained carpet.
We're on the verge of football season, so here is a bunch of random nonsense:
The Philadelphia version of "Girls Gone Wild"
Reality check: As of late, the Redskins have not been very good.
I couldn't find anything good for the Ravens, but I did watch a 4 minutes slideshow of tailgating pictures which only had 11 articles of purple camouflage clothing, so take that!
Michael Vick's School For Mutha F*ckin' Disobedient Dogs (strong language).
On an unrelated note, I think we should try and come up with the funniest title for this DVD. My first efforts would be "How to Peak in College" or "How to Score Alone and Unguarded in an Empty Basketball Gym"
From Denise:
Pat just got chosen to play the beast on stage... This whole trip was worth it!

In case you don't know, they're on vacation in (at?) Disney World.
Interesting enough article, but I found this tidbit (which it turns out, is pretty tough to verify):
Verso is currently in postproduction on "Belly 2," which stars rapper The Game in the sequel to director Hype Williams' crime flick (Lionsgate will distribute later this year)
Title says it all... Blah...
Well, interesting to some. And it's written to a general audience, so it highlights the flavor of findings, not technical details. I wasn't at this meeting, but I am a member of the Statistics in Sports group of the American Statistical Association and hope to be doing work in these areas eventually (read: unlikely while I'm still seeking tenure).
I haven't seen Rick rolling around in his lately. Anyway, I think this goes under the category "Things We Could Have Predicted."
1) Get scientists to suck it up and say, from behind a podium, that Christ was real and Mary was a Virgin at the time.
2) Explain that "Messiah" is metaphorical, that it's going to be a second virgin birth that saves mankind.
3) Suck it up even further, saying that the execution of this research is like using the healing power of Christ in every sick patient.
4) Profit. In all the right ways.
Parents make airplane noises to feed little kids, I'v promised women all kinds of shit over the years, and capital-S Science should do the same, if just this once. If we can just play their dumb games, we can finally get this thing rolling.
I don't own one of these, but I thought the story was interesting nonetheless.