August 31, 2007

Tables are so 2002

Forget wood, cups, and spilled beer. Forget the muddy, frothy dip cup. All the fun, none of the clean-up or stained carpet.

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August 30, 2007

August 29, 2007

Football Time

We're on the verge of football season, so here is a bunch of random nonsense:

The Philadelphia version of "Girls Gone Wild"

Reality check: As of late, the Redskins have not been very good.

I couldn't find anything good for the Ravens, but I did watch a 4 minutes slideshow of tailgating pictures which only had 11 articles of purple camouflage clothing, so take that!

Michael Vick's School For Mutha F*ckin' Disobedient Dogs (strong language).

On an unrelated note, I think we should try and come up with the funniest title for this DVD. My first efforts would be "How to Peak in College" or "How to Score Alone and Unguarded in an Empty Basketball Gym"

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August 27, 2007

August 21, 2007

August 17, 2007

Daddy is the Beast

From Denise:
Pat just got chosen to play the beast on stage... This whole trip was worth it!

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In case you don't know, they're on vacation in (at?) Disney World.

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August 14, 2007

August 13, 2007

August 12, 2007

Bored and drunk...

Title says it all... Blah...

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August 08, 2007

Interesting article

Well, interesting to some. And it's written to a general audience, so it highlights the flavor of findings, not technical details. I wasn't at this meeting, but I am a member of the Statistics in Sports group of the American Statistical Association and hope to be doing work in these areas eventually (read: unlikely while I'm still seeking tenure).

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August 07, 2007

Wheels of Misfortune

I haven't seen Rick rolling around in his lately. Anyway, I think this goes under the category "Things We Could Have Predicted."

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August 04, 2007

Play the Game

1) Get scientists to suck it up and say, from behind a podium, that Christ was real and Mary was a Virgin at the time.

2) Explain that "Messiah" is metaphorical, that it's going to be a second virgin birth that saves mankind.

3) Suck it up even further, saying that the execution of this research is like using the healing power of Christ in every sick patient.

4) Profit. In all the right ways.

Parents make airplane noises to feed little kids, I'v promised women all kinds of shit over the years, and capital-S Science should do the same, if just this once. If we can just play their dumb games, we can finally get this thing rolling.

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August 03, 2007

August 02, 2007

Stolen i-pods

I don't own one of these, but I thought the story was interesting nonetheless.

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