Terrapin Tables

Go Spret

Yup - it was that kind of party....

A big thanks to everyone who was able to make it -- it was a great time. Everything but my liver enjoyed it. Its nap time...

Mike & Katie Photos

Maybe I'm a little late hopping on the trolley here, but Matt has some great pictures of Mike & Katie's wedding and reception. I noticed we have quite a photogenic group of girls and a group of guys featuring Chad's tongue.

Merry Christmas!

Unfortunately, now that we're old, there's no more Nintendo, no more bicycle, to unwrap on Christmas morning. Now its kitchen towels and turkey basters from here on out. Enjoy it everyone! Merry Christmas!

Oh come all ye Redskins faithful.

Joyful and occasionally triumphant. And a little preachy.

Merry Christmas

Miss Casey McCreary brought this to my attention.

186*

Tomlinson sets the single-season points record last night, breaking Paul Hornung's 46-year-old record. But...Hornung wants an asterisk. NFL teams played 12 games in '60, and LT just broke the record in his 14th game of the season. Points-per-game, Hornung averaged 1.38 more than Tomlinson.

On the other hand...Hornung did just about everything for the Packers. I certainly can't remember LT kicking a ball. And since LT's going to freaking obliterate this record by the time the season's out, maybe Paul should just suck it up. He had a good run.

Maybe they should start letting LT drop kick PATs like Flutie did, letting him catch up to Hornung's average, killing that record, and just being freaking awesome all around.

Bad Day for Nate

In one day, all this happened to Nate:

- Dolphins shut out,
- Dolphins mathematically eliminated from playoffs,
- Loses fantasy football championship game,
- Favre passes Marino on all-time completions list.

Rough. I guess you'll just have to be satisfied with your loving family, high-paying job, big house, and fine selection of golf clubs.

Merry Noodlemas

Behold His Noodly Wonder, here to reinvent your commercialized and starting-too-damn-early holiday season:

Somewhere, John is speaking in tounges and preparing a trip to Home Depot. Sometime tomorrow, Skyrock burns down.

Barber?

Anyway, apparently this stuff is some sort of phenomenon.

Bears Repeating: Duke Sucks Hard

Duke: We will allow you to study here, and give you full access to the campus and athletic events, but you can't stand in line for basketball tickets. You might threaten our inflated and overblown sense of self-worth.

God forbid someone wears pastel blue in a sea of regular blue. In other news, can you think of one team that wears blue that you'd support? Seriously. Used to be Colts, but nah, not since the Mayflower trucks and Johnny U's death. Capitals? Suck. Wizards? Dodgers? Who cares. Kentucky?

Blue is integral to the Amsterdam Admirals jersey, yes, but they really wear orange and white...so tey're allowed. Blue teams suck.

I Couldn't Resist

I don't care if no one thinks it's funny.

YouTube clips

Something never seen before on YouTube (I like 'GooTube' after it was bought out) - drunk people singing! The first video has Judy singing karaoke at Max's over the weekend (the last 30 seconds of it). For those who want to see a 7'2" guy sing, Big Steve is in the second clip. What the hell were the chances of Judy showing up on YouTube before me? The internet gods must be crazy.

NFL Song Tributes

I know I sent one of these out to some of you guys, but seriously, these are great. I especially like the "Ben" one.

License to Swish

Hey Mike, I hope you liked Casino Royale, because it looks like the next Bond girl is gonna be Eddie Izzard.

Hey Mike, I hope you didn't go buy a pair of those blue swim trunks, because they're the new assless chaps.

Hey Mike, I hope you like your white dinner jacket...but now you have to wear it with a really big ascot.

Hey Mike, did you know the Walther PPK is being replaced by a super soaker filled with Mojitos?

Hey Mike, did you hear the new Bond vehicle is a Toyota Prius with a pink triangle sticker on the bumper, and instead of machine gun headlights it has a 5500W stereo that only plays "What is Love?"

Hey Mike, I saw an advance of the script. The new intro goes, "hey hawttie, the name's Jimmy...Jimmy B."

Hey Mike, I hope for eveyone's sake this is some kind of nonsense rumor...

Hall of Fame?

Something I was listening to on my way back from Maryland this weekend - I know the nominees are out but I wonder who will be inducted this January?

Damn them drugs

Merriman so hard up for his weekly fix he's been thieving from a pre-school coatroom, as this still from a surveillance video shows:

That's right, I'm picking on Merriman. I am suicidal. Actually this was from a charity coat drive, so that's pretty cool. But he still looks like a goofball here, and the site was nearly blank, so whatever.

Boo Blank Website pt. Deux

This is just plain funny, and somewhat bizzare. It takes what Berman's been doing for years to a new and better level.