Sorry to bump the Creationism thread...but here's how a phone call to my Mom just went (slightly abridged).
Me - No, it's okay, I got out of bed at about 2.
Mom - So what did you do last night?
Me - I went to a hardcore show in Oakland with..
Mom - What's hardcore?
Me - You know that really loud music where the singers just goes guuuuuuuuuh like the devil?
Mom - Oh. And you went with who, a girl?
Me - No. Some artists, friends of mine, we knew some of the guys in the band and hung out with them, and some pro skateboarders came later.
Mom - You're just saying to check on if I'm listening, aren't you?
Me - You wish. Oh, by the way, those huge holes in my jaw stopped bleeding!
Posted by Chris at April 18, 2008 10:29 PM