Terrapin Tables

The Perfect Storm

- Manny et al keep posting 11 runs a game,
- KG leads a revamped Celtics squad to his first title,
- BC mans up and lucks out, beats LSU in January,
- Pats stay on top and better the '72 Dolphins, Brady only needs one for the thumb.

I am terrified of the smugness and self-righteousness that would come from a run like that. And remember, I live in SF, where smugness and self righteousness are traded commodities. Freakin' Boston would be insufferable. Of course, it might be worth it: I always liked Bob Ryan, and after all this he could die happy. And, Bill Simmons would die of blood loss when his scrotum explodes, so that would clean up Page 2. If in 6 months I hear one bean eating bastard use that goddamn "You like apples?" line, I swear, stab stab stab.

Yes, I know I forgot the Bruins. Who cares about hockey. People out here are passionate about the Sharks...I can't even get my head around passionate hockey fans in a place where the weather is never below 50. It's a desert climate in SJ, and this city is Mediterranean. I've never even worn my winter coat since I moved. Hockey teams should not be from cities with Spanish names.

Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat.