In another of it's proud "here's a non-issue story that will generate arguments and drive up internet traffic" stories, ESPN has ranked all the D-1 college football programs according to their performance over the last ten years.
Maryland came in 36th. This is sad, because had we lost an extra game or two I could make an excellent Clerks reference here. "Our football team sucks..." you get the idea. Anyway, 36 ain't bad, considering the previous decade would have seen us at, what, 85? We're above some pretty solid programs - we, ahem, really stuck it to the Beavers - but hey, 36th is still 36th.
Duke should have been lower - it's a travesty they're only 115 out of 119. They're one of only two programs NATIONALLY with a ten-year win percentage below 20. Duke sucks.
Posted by Chris at July 30, 2007 12:00 AM