July 19, 2007
Blog Rating
Well, just to fill in some of that white space...
A few of the writers of blogs I check regularly have been going to a site to have their blogs rated on the same scale as movies. I don't trust that rating system, because here's what it gave for this site:
The only rationale it gave was finding 1 occurence of the word "hell."
Posted by Fatboy at July 19, 2007 10:41 AMAwesome - we're family-friendly. That tool either wasn't made to work with this site's system, or it can't find my archives, which I intentionally obfuscate to help reduce spam postings (which still happen).
In order to help Mingle2 users correctly assess the maturity level of this site, here's a quip from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut:
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
That's better.
Vagina.
Well, Chris, it looks like your mention of vagina got us bumped up to NC-17. (Kinda silly if you ask me - the proper anatomical term getting a bad rating. I coulda understood pussy or something like that, but vagina?)
Posted by: Fatboy at July 20, 2007 05:13 PMThat's unbelievable. Good thing we're not a legitimate gynecology blog or something, we'd have to start complaining, writing letters, etc.
Let's go for X, shall we?
Hot Carl, Rusty Trombone, elbow deep, pearl necklace, John Holmes, Cocks in Socks, Seymour Butts, Sweatin' to the Oldies (how'd that get in there?), bukkake, bukkake, bukkake.
Posted by: McCreary at July 20, 2007 06:38 PM