Terrapin Tables

Also, it appears that Nimoy's awesomeness could increase exponentially should he augment his diet with tomato, onion, cilantro, and peppers.

Nimoy's amazingness as a function of his Tex-Mex intake, represented in neon because that's the shit:

A radio station around here was playing that "Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Bagans" part as a way to answer phones for a week or two. I wanted to slit my wrists.

How much time could you have possibly spent on hold with a radio station? I mean, if they were giving away tickets to the National Association of Titties 'N' Beer All-Star Pro Athlete Hot Wings and Taco Buffet (hosted by Hawaiian Tropic), then it couldn't have been more than an a few minutes.

Of course, you will reply that 5 seconds of "Bilbo Baggins" is 4.98 seconds too many, to which I will reply, "Touche, Salesman."

And then I will go back to daydreaming about an all-expenses-paid trip to next year's National Association of Titties 'N' Beer All-Star Pro Athlete Hot Wings and Taco Buffet (hosted by Hawaiian Tropic).

I meant that they would play that little song in lieu of saying "WMMR" or the name of the show, or playing a sound effect or something. Like Don and Mike use the sound from 24, or something equally annoying.

I don't call radio stations unless it is with John to nominate "Skater Boy" as the best song ever.

Oh, gotcha.

It's funny you bring up Skater Boy, because I once fell in love with a skater boy. But, sadly, I eventually had to say see ya later boy.