December 04, 2006

License to Swish

Hey Mike, I hope you liked Casino Royale, because it looks like the next Bond girl is gonna be Eddie Izzard.

Hey Mike, I hope you didn't go buy a pair of those blue swim trunks, because they're the new assless chaps.

Hey Mike, I hope you like your white dinner jacket...but now you have to wear it with a really big ascot.

Hey Mike, did you know the Walther PPK is being replaced by a super soaker filled with Mojitos?

Hey Mike, did you hear the new Bond vehicle is a Toyota Prius with a pink triangle sticker on the bumper, and instead of machine gun headlights it has a 5500W stereo that only plays "What is Love?"

Hey Mike, I saw an advance of the script. The new intro goes, "hey hawttie, the name's Jimmy...Jimmy B."

Hey Mike, I hope for eveyone's sake this is some kind of nonsense rumor...

Posted by Chris at December 4, 2006 01:15 PM
Comments

The car better not play that song. Although Chad will like it because it will remind him of his favorite movie, "Night at the Roxbury"

I like mojitos.

Posted by: John at December 4, 2006 03:55 PM


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