Okay, this is actually good news. Maybe it's bizarre enough that conservatives will back off enough that something good can be done with stem cells. Even if not, weird Brits are freaking making half-cow, half-man embryos. I can't think of a good joke, so someone help me out:
- Something about a Man-Bear-Pig coming next?
- Something Yakov Smirnov like, "in the future, burger eats you?"
- A joke about the chickens finally winning the chicken-cow struggle first examined in a hard-hitting documentary series brough to us by the Chik-Fil-A corporation. Or perhaps this is the sign of a new cow-man alliance in said war.
- Can this process be refined, perhaps to turn me into an Adrienne Barbeau-bot? (that one's for Nate, and makes absolutely no sense).
See, that's all I got and it ain't much. I also have Jay's voice in my head from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ("In this vision of a world gone mad it is the monkeys who will spank you"), but can't do anything with it. Someone please make a better joke about man/cow embryos.
Posted by Chris at November 6, 2006 02:43 PM- “I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow cell!”
- “Telepathic communication with pets. Your minotaur wants steak.”