I have found it, finally, the most useless page on the internet. Sure, some Geocities fan page for Marg Helgenberger is on the short list, but this one wins for several reasons:
- It has streaming video, so there's realtively recent tech I guess, and surprisingly, few ads.
- Someone had to cap said video, and feel a need to share it. The irony that this even made it to the internet is dangerous and thick like a fog that eats people.
- Despite what the link is called, just being there implies something that should be of interest. Why make a link if nobody should click it?
- Even though I've tried, I can not see that this serves a single purpose. Not like porn, where it can be argued good vs. bad, not even like underage animal porn, where any "good" argument is just plain wrong, not like violence, or bomb-making, or anything at all. This is not a matter of perspective: the video is useless.
This video isn't anything, it simply is. Serving only to reinforce its own existence, refusing to further humanity in any way, refusing even to lessen humanity, this is simply the most useless page on the internet. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the link I followed:
Parking a Cadillac in the Garage
Posted by Chris at October 10, 2006 12:47 AM