I just found out, after 49 weeks of living here, that there is a casino less than three miles from my house. Who knew. This is very good, because my ignorance means I haven't been sitting in a casino all the damn time getting poor. This is a bad thing, because now I can go sit in a damn casino every night and get poor.
What sucks is, all their games have "California" rules. For example, there are Jokers in the blackjack deck. Zug? In other news, they have poker.
Posted by Chris at September 4, 2006 11:37 PMYou should play in one of their poker tournaments. Act like you think you're going to be on TV.
Posted by: John at September 6, 2006 06:30 PM