As seen on the Colbert Report last night, Heinz lets you create your own labels for ketchup bottles. We need to think of fun things to put on it for tailgating....
Posted by Rick at August 15, 2006 09:19 AMGo Terps
Fuck Duke
Where's the Cake?
Who wants some fucking ketchup?
Get your goose on
You got served!
Heinz's Happy Fun Time Tomato Extravaganza
This ketchup stinks
Hooray Ketchup!
Crazy Delicious
Ketchup was a bad choice.
60% ketchup
Plastic bottle of emotion.
Mustard sucks.
Suck on it & like it
Daddy's Drunk
For Tailgating:
Fuck D*ke
Hey...You Suck
Fear the Tomato
No Blowing, No Bouncing
Spret Og
M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D
Please Hide Me from Friedgen
Other:
All Your Fries are Belong To Us
Someone Set Us Up the Burger
Official Condiment of Fox Force Five (see how far I'm reaching?)
Ketchup. Catsup. I'm in way over my head here.
Mustard: Ketchup's Canada
Also Great on Ice Cream
SAE10W30
Ketchup Likes to be on Top
76 Months of Puppie-Free Product
Ketchup is t3h 5exXx
Warning: Known to Boost Testosterone Levels
Surgeon General's Warning: Ketchup Not to be Used as a Personal Lubricant. Will not Protect Against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
Parental Advisory: Explicit Condiment