June 13, 2006

Glug, Glug, Vroom, Vroom

Duke Sucks

Posted by John at June 13, 2006 11:32 AM
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Absolute highlight of my day. And what did that coach K commercial say? Something about being a leader of men? At least give Redick credit. It usually takes Duke players until after they get drafted to get in trouble. His dedication to beat everyone to it is to be commended.

Posted by: roy at June 13, 2006 01:04 PM


He can write a poem about it....

Roses are Red
In the NBA, I will fail
And when I have two Zima's
I end up in jail.

Posted by: Chad at June 13, 2006 02:52 PM


Or a haiku:

I can't hold my booze,
And you know I'm undersized...
Maybe I am gay.

Posted by: Chris at June 13, 2006 03:39 PM


I stole this from elsewhere on the internet, but its a crack about how much he had to drink:

The news reporting that he took 18 shots, but only made 4 of them.

Posted by: Chad at June 13, 2006 05:42 PM


The Smoking Gun has the police report. Apprently his breath smelled of Wine Coolers and there was a distinct odor of balls on his chin.

Posted by: Chris at June 13, 2006 06:45 PM


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