June 12, 2006
Someone was listening to the Don & Mike show yesterday....
Posted by: Chad at June 13, 2006 11:45 AMIs one of those flavors "Asian Experience"? You stay classy, Steven Seagal.
Posted by: Rick at June 13, 2006 12:27 PMStop making fun of me, you drunks and idiots. I am a serious artist - just LOOK at this picture. I'm like the Asian Jimi Hendrix, without the Asian or Black parts. I can PLAY a guitar, you sumbitches.
Keep and up and I'll stop your heart with one of those pressure-point attacks. Bitches.
Whoever is responsible for the post with the picture, that is funny.
Posted by: John at June 16, 2006 10:14 AMWhoever is responsible? Are you not familiar with the written word? It is I, Steven Fucking Seagal. Though I am better versed in kanji script and the lost pictographs of the Sherva monks of Tibet, I will know give you a full dressing-down in the language of the Westerner.
Do you see what I am doing to that pole? That which I am doing to the pole is that which I will do to you. No, I'm not going to autograph it, you idiot who pollutes the temple that is his body with the liquors and the beers. I am going to attack you with the full force of my svelte arm and my rounded yet porportionate midsection - I keep a stocky midsection to store more Chi.
Only the fiercest devotees of many styles of mixed martial arts can wear the true uniform of a champion - jeans from 1973, Andre the Giant's bib thing, and a sleeveless denim halfshirt. And do not forget the hat, an homage to my heroes Daniel Boone and the Shriners. It keeps my perception focused even when my third eye is open to the entire will of the universe, which it usually is, because I'm a ninth-stage monk of the Nerpahli order. And that's totally a real bunch of monks, so don't give me any lip.
In summation, I would like you to know that I can snap you in two. So drink my energy drink.
Posted by: Steven Fucking Seagal at June 16, 2006 05:41 PM