Terrapin Tables

Best. Lunch. Ever.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch, because, well, that's how I roll. On the way out I had food for three people so I kinda let the door slam shut behind me...I usually check to see if I need to hold it. I should have held it - it slammed right into this stunningly beautiful girl. I apologized, and she laughed and smiled and told me not to worry about. I took three steps, deided awesome - I'm gonna go get shot down since pretty girls rarely smile at me (they usually just ask me to please get out of their flowerbed) but she was long gone.

The true highlight, though, was the waiting in line. Apparently, a Hulk Hogan fan was eating burritos this day. In a full costume. His mustache was real, as was his baldness underneath his bandanna - each indicating a sincere committment to the role. This Hulkster also went out of his way to call everyone, even the girls behind the counter, brotherrr. Then he went on about how he was actuallly better than Hogan, because he was a year younger and had never taken "real" steroids. Mind you, he was talking to the wall most of the time.

What did I learn? That Stone Cold Steve Austin won't fight Hulk Hogan because Hulk retired too many times and Stone Cold has something wrong with his beer. Excellent information.

Posted by Chris at June 2, 2006 03:54 PM