In my continuing gripe against Fox's news coverage, I must present one affiliate's take on Sony's portable PSP's ability to hook up to the internet and surf porn sites. But it seems like "internet" and "sites" are far too complicated concepts. Instead, I present this beautiful excerpt:
What mom thought was just a game is actually a very sophisticated piece of electronics that a clever kid can use to capture pornographic images out of thin air... Jeff showed his pals how the PSP could magically display images of naked women.
Yes, this piece of equipment is magical. Sigh.
Speaking of ignorance, there are women who want to have their pregnancies induced by doctors soon to avoid having a child on 6-6-06. Yeah, you're going to give birth to the son of the devil, but if you just push the kiddo out a day early, all of his world-domination plans will be foiled.
Posted by Rick at June 2, 2006 01:08 PMPregnancies induced? Or births? I can help with the inducing of pregnancies.
I've always wondered at what age will the 'son of the devil' realize that's what he is, and proceed to go batshit insane.
17.
Posted by: Nate at June 2, 2006 03:25 PMIn the book and movie, which I read like three times when I was a kid, the devil kid is pretty much a little shit from birth. So maybe he won't like, KNOW what he is, but he knows how to shoot flames from his dick and stuff like that. Not really, but, you know. Kinda like Bart Simpson without Lisa keeping him straight.
In a barely related vein, has anyone else seen that Lucy Something carton on Adult Swim, where Lucy is the daughter of the devil, and she's just a regular hipster college student but Satan keeps fucking up her life? It's awesome, but I think they just have that one episode.
Posted by: Chris at June 2, 2006 03:43 PMMy birthday is on 6/6/06 this year.
I think that makes me 2/3 evil. I'm like the back-woods cousin of the son of satan - without flame shooting dick thing.