There's this Mexican (I'm guessing) homeless (I'm guessing) dude that's always scrounging around my town for bottles - you get a few cents each out here. Usually he's raiding dumpsters. He's a big fan of the dumpster by the bowling alley, and though their dumpster is behind a locked fence, it doesn't stop him from wedging the top half of his body between slats so he can reach the precious Coors bottles inside.
Now, he's taken to loading his ancient shopping cart with bottles and pushing it down the street. I'm assuming he's on his way to wherever it is that will give you money for bottles, but you can never tell with this sort of shit. Today he decided it work best if he went against the flow of traffic on a road about as busy as Rt. 2.

He takes those bottles to taco bell and they grind 'em up for their "meat".
Posted by: Nate at May 9, 2006 12:46 PMCan't be, the Taco Bell is a block and a half behind him. He is coming up on a Jack in the Box, though.
Posted by: Chris at May 9, 2006 01:29 PM