May 05, 2006

Great Scott, it's the Libyans!!

Anyone need some uranium? Maybe Rick wants to experiement with an H-bomb - always a good idea, and you're a fag if you don't.* Maybe to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you could swallow some and see how bad it really is. Maybe we can honor John's Russian heritage (he's tall and blonde, and that's kinda German, and Germany is like totally close to Russia) by playing Chernobyl with some "high-level" ore, 3 M-80s, and a blender set to "merengue." No matter how you approach it, radioactive isotopes are just good fun.

* - I'm upping the ante because, being a sissy, he never built that flamethrower.

Posted by Chris at May 5, 2006 08:25 PM
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