1) Put hand on stove,
2) Tease hungry pit bull,
3) Be Raymond Burns:
"Burns, who was driving the truck, also emerged and used racial obscenities and threatened to kill [Dolphins DL] Taylor. The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said."
Good plan, finding the biggest, strongest, and fastest human being in the state, calling him The N Word, and stabbing at him. And even if you'd killed him, his no-neck brother-in-law (overrated but able to snap me in two Middle Linebacker Zach Thomas) would be on your doorstep. Good plan Burns.
Posted by Chris at May 1, 2006 07:37 PMThat dude must've been nuts. Apparently JT was just scratched, and played in some charity golf tourney the next day w/o even a bandage on.
Overrated? I don't hear him crying about no defensive tackles in front of him. Just don't ask him to cover guys in space :)
Posted by: Nate at May 2, 2006 08:13 AM