April 20, 2006
Happy Albersday
I knew 4-20 was a popular number, but I haven't smoked weed in way longer than any of you would believe. Then I remembered that 4-20 is John's birthday, so, in grand TTables tradition of wishing each other happy birthday (you know how I know you're gay? You wish your friends happy birthday), happy birthday.
Sweet, one more year without shaking hands with a Metro bus, so that's a good thing.
This guy has a birthday present for you:
Happy Birthday John! One day closer to an early demise. Goooo Bus!
Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2006 11:08 AM
So Google tells me you share a birthday with Joan Miro (pronounced like zyahn, I think, and mee-Row), the Spanish surrealist painter. I guess that makes you second-class, because if you were cool you would share a birthday with a real surrealist like Picasso, or whoever is in charge of programming at Adult Swim. I mean, they're showing Saved by the Bell. What the hell? That's not animated, and it's not cool.
Posted by: Chris at April 20, 2006 01:38 PMThat picture is really disturbing.
Cool things on this date:
Muhammad's Birthday (couldn't find a picture)
Fenway Park's Opening Day
National "Love-A-Teen Day" (Chris's favorite holiday)
Less cool things:
Hitler's Birthday
Columbine Shooting
I'm looking at this thread and thinking, man, these might be the two pictures ever taken of anything that make John the most uncomfortable. Maybe if there was a picture of an eight-foot-tall mutant gummi bear coming for revenge, you know, for all his fallen brethren, then John'd be pretty terrified of that. But in the real world, I think we've got him locked down.
Posted by: Chris at April 20, 2006 02:59 PM