March 28, 2006

"Here's how it might work"

In case Devastatin' Dave didn't disgust you enough:

1. Immature cells would be harvested from a pig, cow, chicken or turkey and cultured.

2. Cooks could buy these starter cells, and add them to a growth medium, which would contain water, sugar, salt vitamins, amino acids and growth factors that would stimulate them to reproduce.

3. The mixture would be put into a counter top incubator, where it would be warmed to encourage growth.

4. The cells would develop into muscle fibre.

5. Hours later, small pieces of meat could be harvested, washed and cooked, either in a patty or a sauce.

Bon Apetit, bitches of the 22nd century.

Posted by Chris at March 28, 2006 12:13 AM
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One group, which he would not name, did offer him money, but they wanted him to grow meat from human cells, so they could grow pieces of themselves to eat.
"I don't want to participate in high-tech human cannibalism," he said he told them.

I'm all for progress and everything, but . . . And doesn't Goldmember do that in the Austin Powers movie:
"You're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you? . . . You did. Ok. That's just gross. "

Posted by: John at March 28, 2006 01:59 PM


Yeah, I published a link about this before, New Harvest.org. Their website has a whole lot more information than that news article.

Insert obligatory KFC joke here.

Posted by: Fatboy at March 28, 2006 03:33 PM


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