Terrapin Tables

That article is long...

I like that comparing something to Microsoft is defamatory.

But, really, kickballers arguing "intellectual property?" Isn't this recreational? Is someone somewhere profiting from WAKA? Is getting drunk and goofing off a patented activity...because I owe royalties. Substantial royalties.

All three kickball sanctioning bodies (god, kickball sanctioning bodies, wtf) should have drafts. There should be a double-elimination round-robin tournament held on consecutive Sundays to determine a regional champ, with a 3-legged sack race to determine the winner.

/Baseketball, what

And to think, Judy almost worked for this awful, awful organization that gave lots of us reason to drink excessively while playing a children's game. What ever is this world coming to?

Kickball's changed, man. It used to be about the game, but now it's all penthouse suites, private jets to Cabo, and discrete 16-year old blondes.

So WAKA co-founder makes up rules based on his little league team, and then sends cease-and-desists to a league in bumfuck Louisiana for doing the same thing? Dumb.

Wow. "Intellectual property and trade secrets?" What the hell? And the $60 a season registration fee - was it that high when I was still living up there?

Do any of you still even play kickball?

I think it went up from $25 to $60 right after you left. I heard that almost all of that was due to cover WAKA's insurance costs.

Some of still play kickball - this is going to be my first year not at WAKA, but I'm doing BSSC, which is the Baltimore club (they have seven sports, with different skill leagues in each one). BSSC is just closer, otherwise it's pretty much the same deal (sponsor bars and such).

John is VP of the Bethesda Division this year. So I'm kind of hoping that he 'peppers' someone with a kickball to the face, and then gets the victim to apologize to him.

I plan on playing in the Golden Gate Division this year.

Per Rick's desires, I will try and 'Cheney' someone this year.

Then, after that, you can run a campaign based on homophobia while pretending to love your lesbian daughter.

Then, you can make over a hundred million dollars through a company you're not supposed to be associated with thanks to a war that was supposed to be over in 90 days.

Then, you can get political revenge by outing a man's wife as a spy, hoping maybe she'd get rubbed out in Jakarta or somewhere.

Then, you can target your Death Star at California and New England and make a million voices suddenyl cry out in fear...then silence, which may be the next plan for Dick.