February 22, 2006
What she wouldn't give for a well placed trampoline
Just an amazing story. Let the record show that it would not have killed me either. I'd have died of fright long before it laid a paw on me.
"Siqualuk Ainalik heard the commotion and came rushing over. Seeing Angyiou wrestling with the bear, he ran to his brother's home, grabbed a rifle and headed back to the street. He fired a few warning shots."
Warning shots? I would think the proper way to "warn" a goddamn polar bear would be to go at him Cheney style, all upside his face and chest. Seriously, Steven colbert is right...it's time for the Threatdown, and bears are once again at the top of the list.
Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2006 09:49 PMOh, and I think the whole thing is a hoax...no way that dude's name is Siqualuk Ainalik. I'm guessing that's an anagram for some sort of freaky sex act that even I don't know about yet...anal squawking or something.
Posted by: at February 22, 2006 09:50 PM