Please to be explaining. And by the way, I am buying you the first box I can find.
Posted by John at February 13, 2006 12:26 PMSugar, yellow corn meal, whole oat flour, marshmallow bits (sugar, modified cornstarch, corn syrup, dextrose, gelatin, artificial color, sodium hexametaphosphate, natural and artificial flavor), chocolate cookie pieces (enriched flour, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oil, cocoa treated with alkali, high fructose corn syrup, yellow corn flour, chocolate, salt, dextrose, baking soda, soy lecithin, milk), cocoa treated with alkali...
Kids aren't going to have any teeth anymore.
I wonder if the cereal will come out with it's own sequel.
Posted by: Rick at February 13, 2006 01:03 PMKids won't have teeth because pirates don't have teeth. It's all about historical accuracy.
cocoa treated with alkali? Isn't alkali like some sort of acid that makes things be other things (chemistry: always a strong suit). In other news, I wish to be blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated...
Posted by: Chris at February 13, 2006 01:20 PMsome people eat cereal dry, others use milk. this calls for a half cup of rum.
Posted by: roy at February 15, 2006 10:26 PM