Terrapin Tables

I don't often seriously call for the deaths of other people, but I'll do it here. This world would be a much better place if these three were removed from this planet. In fact, why don't we put these guys on top of a Titan-III rocket and send them into space.

I scored a 12, based mainly on the syntax of each sentence. If there was an "us" feeling, I went with the white idiots. If there was a "them" feeling, the brown idiot.

I was hoping Mike would post his score...since he has access to the original telephone conversations from which these quotes are pulled. Secret, A-gent Mike. Secret, A-gent Mike. I don't know the words, something something, secretagentMike!

Oh, forgot: what's His Noodly Master's version of a fatwa? Because I'm calling one on everyone named in that quiz. Yes, that includes the Christian and Islamic Gods. Because if God really loved me, Arrested Development would run forever and the combined stench of whiskey, sweat, and Old Spice would attract women like I had a hundred-dollar bill sticking out of my fly.

Is anyone who reads this website still under the delusion that god loves them? Though he/she did grant me the grace to afford generously sized margaritas at lunch.

Damnit - I was trying to be smart with the "us/gov't" statements going to the white guys, and "them/world order" stuff to OBL, and I got 8 out of 10.

That means that their statements are so close to each other that a blind monkey would have likely scored better than some of us.

Oh well, I guess it's no secret that these two groups are saying the same types of statements, and they're achieving notoriety because of the fact that they lie on the extreme edges of their respective beliefs.