January 18, 2006

Pirates 'n porn

This is just awesome. A group of actors wanted to use the HSM Bounty, a ship sitting off the coast in Tampa, to shoot a film about pirates.

Turns out the film is a pornographic mold-buster, with a budget of over $1 million, and special effects such as an army of thousands of CGI skeletons.

I'll be sure to Netflix this some time...

Posted by Rick at January 18, 2006 01:55 PM
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"With a budget of more than $1 million, the two-hour film has been hailed as a pornographic mold-breaker."

Plagiarist. And this was FARKed, and I imagine Slashdotted as well. I hate everything you are Nelson. But I like boobies, so this post is a push.

Posted by: Chris at January 18, 2006 02:37 PM


But hey, nice job posting the pic to the right of the text...how do you do that?

Posted by: Chris at January 18, 2006 02:38 PM


Yeah, I should've put that text in quotes. I'm not one to normally say "mold-buster". And it was from digg, which is the new hotness for nerds like me.

The code to get the picture:

<div style="float:right;"><img src="graphics/pirates_small.gif" /></div>

Paragraph text ...
text....
text....

The real question now is: how did I type that code without telling the browser to actually put a pirate picture to the right of this comment?

Posted by: Rick at January 18, 2006 03:05 PM


Clearly, you are a witch.

Posted by: John at January 18, 2006 06:56 PM


Exactly, John. Someone at Skyrock go see if Rick weighs more than a duck.

Posted by: Chris at January 19, 2006 12:52 PM


I like the one where we'd throw Rick in the drink, and if he drowns, he wasn't a witch. But if he doesn't drown, clearly he is a witch, and we should stone him, or burn him at the stake, or perhaps both.

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