December 17, 2005
Bored on a Saturday
Albers-style, here's a few sites that are a complete waste of time:
- A new level in nerdiness - vacuum cleaner hacking.
- It seems like the kind of thing I'd be into, but I don't even like regular ironing.
- In Norway, "stripping" is apparently a viable showcase for the high school talent show. It's good to be Norwegian.
- And finally, in the most grand of fashion, here's the greatest holiday flash animation ever. Make you sure you catch the end of the song: it's hilarious.
Merry Christmas, and remember it's true meaning. It's not about the gifts: it's about that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Posted by Chris at December 17, 2005 10:36 PMOoh, here's one more. I used to date a chick that was nuts for these cars, but I think she only talked about them so she could preface the story with "when I was in St. Bart's this summer..."
They're not allowed in the US, apparently, because they're too dangerous. Allegedly. Not because they would hurt oil sales. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Chris at December 17, 2005 11:29 PMNow I want badgers, and I don't know why.
Presents, Presents
Dammit
I want candy,
Bubblegum and taffy.
Head to the sweet shop
With my sweetheart Sandy.
Got my penines saved cuz I'm her sugardadddy,
I'm her Hugh Cronin she's my Jessica Tandy.
I want Candy!