It would appear that Pat and I need to apply to be coaches for the University of Cincinnati's basketball team. Now former assistant coach Keith LeGee received the program's fourth DUI in 18 months recently. LeGee was asleep at the wheel of his car when police woke him up, at which point LeGee tried to drive away. LeGee had a plastic cup containing liquor (liquor? I just met her) in the cup holder, and an opened bottle of Hennessey on the seat.
And in an entirely unrelated story, on December 9th a bunch of Marge Schott's stuff will be auctioned off, including a collection of glass and ceramic St. Bernard's, stuffed elephants (probably of the plush type), and 1950's beer signs. Unfortunately her collection of sports memorabilia, which may or may not include Pete Rose's bookie receipts, will not be sold off until March.
Posted by Mike at November 29, 2005 04:54 PMFrank Solich, coach of Miami (Ohio) got a DUI as well.
Not much to do in Ohio it seems.
Posted by: Pat at November 29, 2005 07:08 PMI just sat here for three minutes trying to figure out which Simpsons episode was referencing. God I am retarded.
Posted by: Chris at November 30, 2005 02:05 AM