As we all know, in Thus Spake Zarathustra, Nietzsche introduced the concept of the Uber-mensch, or superman: a paragon of human will, spirit, and intellect.
What you may not be as familiar with is Nietzsche’s concept of the Uber Tap.
The device is the culmination of beer’s long historical journey toward perfection, the acme of booze-dispensing technology, and, of course, what the Ubermensch uses at all his raging keggers...
Courtesy of Daily Candy.
That noise you hear is the sound of 12 simultaneous erections.
BOINNGGGG
Because simplicity is the true mark of genius, we have always streamlined the process by filling pitchers, then dispensing individual beers from said pitcher. That's a fancy gadget, but come on, some dude just drilled some holes and added some hose.
And Nate is way off, I've had this erection for like 45 minutes at least...the beer tap had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Chris at October 14, 2005 12:02 PM