. . . what song would you want played as you walked to the plate? I'm thinking the theme from What's Happening.
Posted by John at September 22, 2005 12:51 PMI would want to go with either "Holy Diver," a Dio song that conjures up images of some ordained knught slaying a dragon, possibly with his penis. That would represent the unstoppable force of my bat, which would tip balss a few times before outright missing the last one.
Failing that, I would put these on random, so every at bat would be different:
-Aguilera, "Dirty." It has the right musical vibe, but is just wildly inappropriate for a guy to walk up to. Nice.
-The Recieving End of Sirens - Planning a Prison Break (this song already makes me want to hit things)
-"Jeopardy" theme...exactly how poorly will I do..?
-Steven Wright standup. "I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge."
- Some random porn music, but I would leave in all of Ron Jeremy's noises.