September 19, 2005
Gentlemen of Fortune, our day has come!
Aye, me hearties, tis a day to celebrate. And who but me would see to it to leave the wenches on the shore, lock the prisoners in the cabins, and go a pyrating? But to be certain, we all enjoy a sport or two, and since Fortune has seen fit to destroy our port of New Orleans, two such contests occur tonight. I propose we stow the guns, take down the colors, enjoy these contests this evening, and leave off our feast until tomorrow. So tomorrow near 8 in the night, when you are through with your day of toil, and the decks have been scrubbed, find your way to the port of Skyrock to join this crew for a grog and the showing of our favorite moving picture show to honor other soldiers of the sea. Bring your crew, with any scallywags, wenches, and prisoners ye may be carrying. Should ye be celebrating at another port, I raise to you a toast: may ye see not but fine winds!
'Tis a sad turn...the winds of fate have left me and mine marooned in the far port of St. Francis, my rudder tired and my sails sagging. Garrgh. Having recently traded a share of my gold to the natives I have gathered a fair stock of rums - I shall join you Levy in your revelry, if from afar. Drunk marks the spot, mate.
Posted by: Chris at September 19, 2005 04:17 PMthis wench will certainly toast the pirates tonight...
Posted by: michelle at September 20, 2005 02:00 PM...
Editor's Note: There was a rude comment here, I'm assuming it a) it wasn't Nate (no logins req'd for comments), and b) was probably due to Nate posting a picture that refers to Jesus as a fag earlier today, which is kind of funny. Cause we all know Jesus was bi.
-- Rick
Posted by: Nate at September 20, 2005 04:18 PM
Is that sposed to be Jesus in that pic? I thought it was like Gabriel or something, Jesus wouldn't fight...or so I've read in a storybook. Seriously, why not do up some avenging angel or some shit, then accuse him of AWP whoring? That's a better way to call someone out...
That's correct, I am unable to identify Jesus in pictures. I submit that all of you would...plus, he was probably black, or at least Arab. Suck on THAT.
Posted by: Chris at September 20, 2005 08:27 PMhey someone edited my comment on chris' post about SanFran...
I'm sensing an anti-nate movement!