September 02, 2005
I (probably) killed Bambi
So I was on my way home from Cincinnati this morning when a young deer ran into the side of my car. She stood at the side of the road, looked both ways, and then ran directly into me. I'm pretty sure she made out worse than I did, she stumbled around, ran back into traffic, then finally ran off into the fog. I think the brown stuff on the lower left corner of my window is actually deer crap, which I am leaving on temporarily so my insurance company can't question what I hit. Stupid deer. 
Peter : "Looks like it's justa ding; you know, there's really no reason to get the insurance companies involved."
Deer : "Well you know, I should still take down your information, though. . ."
Peter : "Really? Cause you know, you could probably just buff that out."
(Lots of garbled talk between the two.)
Deer : "No, I would really, I would really feel better if I got your information."