Even condoms can't help me...ugh.
Kidding, but for what it's worth, who remembers to hold the base? At that point in time, my mind is pretty much blank. Except for the sandwich-wanting. And, I've never had one break. I am endowed like a squirrell, though, so that probably helps.
Further kidding. Everyone knows I've never had sex.
Posted by Chris at August 17, 2005 12:14 PMYou mean people who show up at a sex clinic didn't use a condom, or used it incorrectly? Knock me over with a feather. In other news, firemen more likely to congregate near burning houses.
Posted by: John at August 17, 2005 12:19 PMWhat the hell is a condom?
Posted by: Nate at August 17, 2005 12:20 PMYeah, I was going to post some smart-ass comment like "Who the fuck doesn't know how to use a condom?" when I read the whole holding-the-base part. What the hell is that? The damn thing is becoming halfway withdrawled several hundered times, if it's going to come off or whatever, it probably won't be at the very end. Meh.
And I've had condoms break. Apparently I'm doing that wrong too. That, or I should stop using party balloons.
Posted by: Rick at August 17, 2005 12:48 PMI assume you hold the base to prevent boy butter leakage, which isn't a problem until the end, unless you keep pluggin' away through "releases." In which case, word.
Posted by: Chris at August 17, 2005 08:24 PM