Terrapin Tables

very nice.

we almost saw this on Saturday night - not really, but there were some errant fireworks.

Yeah, I'm not exactly the expert on 'fireworks safety'.

I hope everyone had a good weekend. I had a great time thanks to other people having parties, so thanks to Chris for letting me crash at his mom's place.

The only bad part of the weekend was having a bit of a run-in with some idiot that ran a red light. She T-boned my car at an intersection in Columbia. Naturally, she's claiming she thought she had the green light, so it's a good thing I got witnesses.

My hot ride:

Am I the only person that thinks the Fourth of July is sort of an overrated holiday? Not that I don't appreciate the day off.

Overrated? Nah. It's cool that a bunch of fur-wearing readnecks kicked the shit out of the greatest show on earth, and gave birth to the country with the most potential of any state, ever. Plus, I talked to the cops from my car with an open container in my hand while trespassing last night, and he told me to take it easy: only on the 4th baby.

By the way, I found bottle rocket sticks in the pool filter. So, yay pool filter, way to hold up your end.

Did you find any dead fish in the pond? That'd be sweet.

whats going on with your penis??? totally fucking hott!!