Terrapin Tables

In all seriousness...

I talk a lot of shit on this site, we all do, that's largely what it's for, but sometimes you have to sit back, read something like this, and want to mount an armed insurrection. This is the kind of crap that lends credence to every conspiracy theory, every minority agenda, every crackpot with an evil theory. Nobody can ever say "the government wouldn't/can't/doesn't do that" because they clearly fucking do.

Now everybody go back to laughing at the silly liberals. They're so funny, they want to help the poor people. Silly liberals.