April 15, 2005

Random Crap

You won't have to play with your dradel before you get started this passover because Viagara has been ruled Kosher. Oy Vey.

Kill some time, contribute to research. Boom goes the dynamite.

Live the dream. Beat up children.

Live the dream. Shoot round-headed toddler-like things.

We are actually getting closer to anal razors, even if it is only conceptual. Ouch.

Posted by John at April 15, 2005 11:43 AM
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See we slept on the pour-your-own bar, and we missed out. We sleep on Anal Razors, and those meatball-eatin' SAAB-building nordic bastards beat us to that. I'm ashamed of us. Not only did we miss out on all that fat cash, but think of all the tail we scould core if we went down in history as crusaders against rape. That's our angle, gentlemen.

In keeping with the posts theme of "awesome kickass links from the gods," I offer this. She does what you tell her. There's beer. It's like this, but you know, hot.

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2005 12:09 PM


The beer chick is cool, but when you type in something like "spell" she makes faces that remind me of my dog. Typing in math, however, does work.

Posted by: John at April 15, 2005 12:26 PM


The Beer.com chick has a great personality. Ass is one of my personal favorites. As well as Feet. Nevermind Lap and Dance. Um, yeah.

Anal razors - what a stupid idea. Sorry, Rick.

Posted by: Pat at April 15, 2005 01:57 PM


Dear god. Now there's two of them.

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2005 03:50 PM


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