So Miss North Carolina won the Miss USA pageant, over Miss Illinois among others. Which is good, because I had both of them in my final four.
Posted by John at April 12, 2005 10:40 AMMiss North Carolina? I would so not hit that. I mean, look at those pointy elbows. She needs a sammich.
FARK cliches aside, NC does have some mannish shoulders...look at her pic #2. She could whoop my ass, and that's not something I need.
Posted by: Chris at April 12, 2005 12:40 PM