They're looking for "asian seamen." Which, I imagine, is like regular semen, yet on the way to the egg it travels 40 mph in the fast fallopian tube with a blinker on. Also, it is good at math.
Yeah, it's funnier aloud, when the two aren't so obviously different.
Posted by: Chris at March 3, 2005 10:20 AMAsian Seaman joke #2:
You have sex and then a half hour later, you want to have sex again.
Posted by: John at March 3, 2005 10:43 AMI denounce your joke, John, on the fact that I always want to have sex a half hour after having sex. I think about sex during sex. In fact, I wonder if you can get freenakedsluts.com in McKeldin men's rooms...
Posted by: Chris at March 3, 2005 12:20 PMA half hour later, I am usually asleep, so I can get in a short nap before the woman comes to and calls the police.
Posted by: John at March 3, 2005 12:43 PMwhen she starts to come to, just give her some more liquor.
(everyone together now)
"liqour? hell i just met her!"