March 02, 2005

Patriots to be fined?

No, of course not, but aprently Randall Gay got away with a big NFL no-no by putting his own name on his jersey. Thanks to FARK for teh link and some haX0r for teh data.

You know, according to that list, they won't stop you from getting a Packers #44 "Shoeshitter" jersey. Chad, this one has you all over it.

Posted by Chris at March 2, 2005 02:09 PM
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You can't get Carruth, Dahmer, or He Hate Me?
You can get Beer, but not I Love Beer.
I had to look up "Glazed Donut."

Posted by: John at March 2, 2005 02:58 PM


Me too. And there's five different definitions, all of which amuse me. God bless UrbanDictionary.com for keeping me "real" with today's youth.

Oh, speaking of being hip and all, I saw myself on TRL. Jesus Christ, I look like a tool.

Posted by: Rick at March 2, 2005 04:04 PM


You had to look up "glazed doughnut?" I feel sorry for your respective womenfolk.

We should get a Vikings 52 with "Beer the Turtle" across the back.

Rick - you have an identity crisis. You don't simply look like a tool...you are a tool. Founder, and also a client.

Posted by: Chris at March 2, 2005 05:07 PM


I say you all should get jerseys with South Batimore Bukkake Squad on the back.

Posted by: Fatboy at March 2, 2005 06:28 PM


Dammit Fatboy, I just finished doing some work on one of my amps, and then I read that recap you linked...as I was wiping out the laughter tears I got rust and grease into my eyes, so now I am in pain and delight at the same time. Goddamn that was a great weekend.

SBBS forever.

Posted by: Chris at March 2, 2005 06:45 PM


Seriously, I just re-read that recap too. Man, that was a good time. We should do that again. Of course, this time with "Shoeshitter" jerseys on.

Posted by: Pat at March 2, 2005 06:55 PM


Here is a follow-up article. Apparently "Gay" is now permitted on jerseys. I was not aware that Glazed Donut was in the vernacular. Well, I would like to publicy apologize to any woman who has missed out on me using that polite little euphemism, in all of it's many forms. Surely their lives are worse for having been so deprived.

Posted by: John at March 3, 2005 04:48 PM


Gah, who proofreads this? Nice wording, outsports.com:

"Randall is the first Gay in the NFL..."

Posted by: Chris at March 3, 2005 05:01 PM


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