Terrapin Tables

Well then

Since everyone seems to be doing something exotic and interesting, I will contribute. For lunch yesterday, I drove to Arlington to pick up a credit card from a bar that I had left there the night before. Why? The answer, as always, is that I am an idiot. On the way back, I went to Taco Bell. In Arlington, for whatever reason, beef grilled stuffed Burritos are like 30 cents cheaper a piece than they are in Columbia. Imagine my delight and surprise. I could barely contain myself. I then proceeded to eat one on the ride back to work, trying not to wreck my car in the process. Can you imagine anything more exciting? It is like the home edition of Nascar. Then I worked until 6:30. Since rush hour is a 24 hour phoenomenon on the beltway, I sat in traffic on the way home. Then I went to McDonald's and bought two Big Macs. I am on a diet. I sat in front of a TV, drinking beer from the kegerator and watch NC State blow their lead against Duke. At halftime, they detailed Maryland's problems with John Gilchrist, which was a nice touch. I went downstairs into the dungeon, and turned on my TV with magic cable. "Along Came Polly" & "50 First Dates" were both on. Imagine my luck. I then entertained the notion of attempting to burn a hole in my eyelid with a cigarette. So there. Go off to Hawaii. Go off to California. But rest assured that my life is just as interesting as always until I figure out how to tie a noose.