December 27, 2004
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- Johnny Oates died this weekend. I, for one, thought the Orioles should never have fired him.
- Reggie White died from a heart attack. The former NFL sack leader was a beast. While not a big fan of his, he obviously touched his teammates as they all had something nice to say. Here is one of the pranks he pulled while with Carolina.
- A few of us have been reading this blog named Tard Blog. We are probably bad people for it.
- Circuit City has some stuff on sale, including an alcohol detector.
- I saw Bad Santa this weekend. Hilarious movie, especially when you watch it with your parents. My favorite line:
Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
- I was, frankly, a little disappointed in Elf. I probably built it up too much in my head. Oh well, I am over it.
- Son of a bitch Redskins. Who the hell is Patrick Crayton!?!
- John is taking a beating in the bowl pool.
- 2 pm today- I need everyone cheering for Fresno State vs. the Fags from UVA as they play hide the salami in Boise.
Posted by Pat at December 27, 2004 12:32 PM
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