October 13, 2004
"My wife has this much space between her eyes."
"My daughters goonya's are almost this wide."
"I heard John Kerry's penis is only this big."
"My IQ could be measured on a scale about this size."
"They can fit a newkyular bomb into something this small!"
"We're this close to findin Osama."
"How can you trust a candidate running from a state that's only this big?"
"This is as long a leash the Dick Cheney will let me have."
Posted by: Nate at October 13, 2004 04:40 PM"I just did a line this long."
"The people behind me are this interested."
"I paid this much for my new Members Only jacket."
"Them microphones look just this much like boobies."
"You can barely see the reciever I wear during deabtes cause that there box is only this big."
"C" is for "Kerry."
"I am allowed this many decisions without Karl Rove's orders."
"We're this close to newkyahlurr annihilation from the terrrrists...unless you vote for me."
"Kerry will leave small businesses with this much money.*
"I'm only, like, this much shorter."
"We're only this much of the coalition...you forgot about Poland."
"We're only this much of the deaths...you forgot about other Iraqis."
"I have this many people in Florida breaking Federal law for me."
"I have this many Supreme Court Justices in my pocket."
"You know when you get in some cold water....that thing gets this big."
* - isn't true...it's just what he says.
Why was Mike in the audience? (just over Shrubbie's left shoulder). Why is Bush making the UEoF with his mouth?
Posted by: Chris at October 13, 2004 05:07 PM
"This much water, this much whiskey."
"I'm going to pretend to crush your head."
"Look, its a dinosaur shadow puppet."
"And then I took the shot glass filled with gasoline and sucked it down."
"Exactly how big am I supposed to believe that Mr. Peanut is?"
"A girl named Alex told me . . ."
"I've been watching a lot of Seinfeld and I think I figured out Jerry's 'move'."
"So I put a quarter in and turned the knob, and a gumball came out!"
"Read my lips: Beer pong."