Terrapin Tables

in roy's absence i will go on record vouching for his lack of enthusiasm for this type of death as well. as his exterminator of wasps during our senior year of college, i think it's safe to say roy hates bugs. oh, i also would hate to be stung to death by hornets. i think the best way to go is to either be hit by a truck or to slip into a coma in one's sleep. either way.

I got stung two times on the ass / hip by a yellow jacket (it flew up my skirt) and the stings puffed up and hurt and I was so miserable! I didn't cry, but I bitched a lot... and that was only 2 stings. damn I'm a wuss.

I don't think I would want to burn to death. As is common knowledge, I plan on being struck by a bus driven by an indifferent under-paid metro employee, so obviously I am down for that. I am also deathly afraid of the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

I would hate drowning a lot. Count me out for that.

As a kid, I always figured that when I turn 80, I'll go up in plane, and skydive into an erupting volcano. That way, there's pretty much no way of you messing up and just getting seriously injured.

You may reemmber this post: that sucked.

I would least like to die by drowning, and, like everyone else, I would most like to die of simultaneous aneurysm, heart attack, oxygen deprivation, and dehydration just as I, um, "complete" like a 5-on-me. Awesome.

And Nate, you would least like to go at the hands of an evil 8-foot spider that beats people to death with a game-used Marino helmet, so don't bring that "worst death ever" junk in here, talking about bumblebees.

Hey man, as a kid I used to make hornets and spiders fight. Winner: HORNETS every time.

Damn I was sick.

Was?