September 20, 2004

True Patriotism

Word. America rules, etc. I signed up.

Also, I now have "I am a real American" in my head. And visions of yellow bikini bottoms floating in my head. And, if you know what song I am talking about, you know that bikini bottom is not a good thing.

Posted by Chris at September 20, 2004 11:18 PM
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Does it count if I "withhold" sex even if it isn't by choice. If that is the case, I am a patriot of epic proportions. Actually, is it possible that I punish non-voters by forcing them to sleep with me? That would rawk.

Posted by: John at September 21, 2004 09:33 AM


I like the "Humpa Humpa" sound effects in the 9 Steps to Votergasm guide they give (Not Safe For Work).

Nice idea, too.

Posted by: Rick at September 21, 2004 11:02 AM


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