September 15, 2004
Witty T-Shirt
No shortage of wit in West Virginia. Alarming shortage of teeth & last names. Imagine that, available at your local K-Mart. It should be noted that the poster has West Virginian ancestry and was employed by K-Mart.
Apparently inbreeding causes you to have huge hair and a disproportionately small head.
Posted by: Chad at September 15, 2004 03:02 PM
Rick, that is awesome in a juvenile, petty way that is right up my alley. Maybe Disproportionately Small Brains? Big Hair? I dunno, only we would get the joke. Relatives Are Your Cutest Option, Mountaineers!
Whiskey &
Venison
University
Not even sure they would find that insulting.
Where your
Virginity goes to your
Uncle?
Ok, that one was over the top. I apologize.
Posted by: John at September 15, 2004 05:05 PMJohn wins.
Posted by: Chad at September 16, 2004 09:57 AMDammit. You don't know how hard that ESPN was to come up with and yet it was still unfunny. Daddy's tired brain hurts.
Posted by: Pat at September 16, 2004 10:37 AMOn West Virginia's agenda:
Electricity
Soon
Plumbing
Next
Ooh, good one John.
Mine:
Everything
Smells
Pretty
Nasty
or:
Every
Student
Pays for
Nothing
Every
Sibling's
Pussy is
Nice
May be a bit over the top for a sign. Then again, it is WV.
Oh man, John, that is good. What was Niki's from the Gator Bowl?
'Neers Bang their Cousins.
Silly Pat, that would be grammatically correct. I think Niki's sign said:
Neer's Bang Thier Cousins.
Posted by: John at September 16, 2004 01:52 PM
Just to keep bagging on Niki...it's nice to see she represented both colors of the NBC peacock's rainbow on the corner. How do you make a Terps v. Mountainqueers sign with only a blue and a black marker? Neither team has any blue on their jerseys, and I don't think MD football unis incorporated black that year. Enough out of me.
Posted by: Chris at September 17, 2004 01:07 PMUh, they have black in the Maryland jersey. More than the previous jersey if I am not mistaken.
I think Niki's friend made the sign, we just caught her with it. The other side had something tame on it - for tv and all.
Posted by: Pat at September 17, 2004 02:42 PMI swear I saw WV pics, and they were maroon and gold. And I'm sure I'm not thinking about VTech.
And the MD unis I was talking about were the ones from the McBrien days, which didn't (I don't think) have black on them. I know the new ones feature it, and I'd love to have an alternate DeQwell jersey in black. Pimptastic.
Okay, so I looked real close, and there was some black outlining around the numbers and two black stripes in the helmet. I am completely wrong.
Posted by: Chris at September 17, 2004 09:51 PM