So, I went to the Jersey shore last week and as the weather was terrible on Thursday Kirsten and I went into a lot of little shops both on and off the boardwalk. I found some very funny t-shirts but could not afford one for each of you so I figured I'd write down the sayings here on TT.com.
Rick - "If you're happy and you know it, drop your pants"...i'm not lying this was a t-shirt saying, also "All grown up and still fascinated by nipples"
Pat - "Of course I love you, now get me a beer"
Chris - "Save the trees - wipe your ass with an owl"...i have no idea what that means but it's the closest it came to your environment friendly attitude
Roy - "What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"
Mike - "Sorry if I looked interested - I'm not"
Chad - "I am NOT anti-social you dumb piece of crap"
Fatboy - "...walking that thin line between genius and insanity"
John - multiple that applied including "It's people like you that give psychos like me a bad name", "Optimist - like that does any good", "I'm trying to find myself - if I should get back before I return, please ask me to wait"
There were many more and should you choose to inquire about them I have the list patiently waiting...
I like shirts! My favorite one of all time:
Your insecurities are better than mine.