I know, it's on Fark, but it's too funny: NY Govenor Pataki was seen playing beer pong with his daughter and some of her friends from Columbia. In other words, he rules. We need more beer pong playing officials looking out for the interest of drunks everywhere.
Posted by Rick at August 5, 2004 02:28 PMYeah, Pat and I have the "glug glug, vroom vroom, clink clink" thing in our way, Chad might be able to get votes from gun-toting rednecks, but nobody else, Rick might yell "suck my balls" into the microphone, and there's no end to the reasons why Chris couldn't get elected. How about the rest of you, why can't you get elected? Discuss.
Posted by: Mike at August 6, 2004 10:47 AMglug glug, vroom vroom, clink clink
Not to mention park benches, certain European photos, and probably a lot of other things I can't think of right now.
Posted by: fatboy at August 6, 2004 12:35 PMpatience...absolutely no patience
and an arrogant predisposition of thinking i'm better than most people, even though i won't admit it...oh wait
Posted by: Nate at August 6, 2004 12:59 PMGGVV means nothing. If you spend enough money convincing the people that you're the ordained guy, then things like cocaine addictions, years of alcohol abuse, a wife who walked away from vehicular manslaughter while GGVVing, etc. mean nothing. But now I'm just being bitter. Mike is correct, there are things that would be looked at, say, "unfavorably" by Middle America on my chart. But I'm not gonna list them here, because statutes of limitations are tricky things.
Posted by: Chris at August 6, 2004 01:49 PMHonestly, I think that considering what we have done in our time, we all probably make better presidential candidates than Bush would have at this age.
Posted by: John at August 6, 2004 03:19 PM