So, if my math is right -- according to this article, I drink as much in a month as the average US person does in a year (I am assuming that when they say pints, that 1 pint = 1.33 12oz beers). Perhaps more....
Thank god the rest of you are a bunch of damn dirty drunks, or else I may walk home to an intervention some day.
Actually, I will just go on the assumption that the average person in the US is a pussy. I am right and they are wrong.
Posted by Chad at July 22, 2004 12:06 PMWe are above average. That makes us gifted right?
At 16-oz. pints that is 340 12-oz.beers per year. 425 if 20-oz. I guess that is pretty good when it is an average, it is over a beer a day. And I assume the 35,000 surveyed included women who, typically, drink less beer than men. Obviously Americans are losers only drinking 175 pints a year.
Who wants to move to Germany?
Posted by: Pat at July 22, 2004 12:20 PMHoly crap. 300 miles, 2 stolen cars, high on mushrooms? Alright, who wants to take a road trip.
Posted by: John at July 22, 2004 04:35 PM