June 02, 2004

Found on Craigs List...

Date: 2004-05-30, 10:36AM EDT


1 very healthy Cicada for sale ($20). Has already metamorphasised and has 2 wings. Red eyes and 6 legs. Rare X strand female. I only have one.. so don't wait.


this is in or around Arlington

Posted by at June 2, 2004 04:02 PM
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Ooh, thanks for directing me to that site. Check out this entry in the personals section (Baltimore):

I will be at sandy point beach tomorrow, sunday, if u happen to be there would u like to rub some suntan lotion on me I'll have a blue bikni on down towards the bridge come by and chat and i'll let u put lotion on me tits and more. I know you'd like to slide your hands up my legs.

I mean, I missed her and all, but if this is the kind of stuff that ends up there... wow!

Posted by: Rick at June 2, 2004 05:00 PM


I know, what a bunch of crap, I hustled all the way back from Philly to see if I could get a stranger to rub suntan lotion on me, and no dice. I know my tits aren't much to look at, but I must say the bikini I had on was pretty flattering. All that duct tape went to waste, and that combined with the sand . . . unspeakable chafing.


Posted by: John at June 2, 2004 11:41 PM


That's not a visual I needed to start of my day.

Posted by: Rick at June 3, 2004 09:20 AM


John I was looking for you but I saw several blue bikini's. Were you in a thong bottom? I didn't want to just walk up to anyone and start rubbing, cause you know, that's just wierd.

Posted by: Nate at June 3, 2004 10:03 AM


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